It’s time to play… Name that Whore!

18 May

So I am on maternity leave and now that lil’ Dash is a little older (2 months now!) I have a little time to do more… like clean out my old emails. Look what I came across?

IMAG0585It’s foto of Maria-the-whore when she showed up at my house in June 2012 to ‘find’ my husband and to ‘get him back’ from me because apparently she was “pregnant!”

Stupid cow uses the oldest most pathetic trick in the whore book to keep a  man from breaking up from her?!?! LAME!

When I snapped this on my phone Green was calling the Sheriff to have her removed from the property for trespassing.  She didn’t like that.  I remember that she kept saying over and over again, “Babe I need to talk to you…. But babe… I just need to talk to you…”

Fucking scary.

Anywho… no sympathy here!! I had forgotten I took this picture… It was taken at 5 in the morning so she clearly doesn’t look her whorish best. Apparently stalking him all night to find him at my home (he was still living at my mother-in-law Rita’s home) and ringing the doorbell to awaken my sleeping children (then 4 and 1) was something normal for the whore repertoire? Anyway… now nearly 3 years later I am so happy to share this foto of her with the world!

So let’s play a game…

Let’s give her some nicknames. Maria-the-Whore used to call me ‘Cunt’ behind my back. Yes.She.Did. Because my being married to my husband made me THE cunt in our triangle-infidelity-relationship? Really?! Yes, it makes sense when you’re a psycho like Maria-the-Whore.

Fucking whore.

Stupid.Fucking.Whore.

I’ll start…

Wait… let’s preface.. Isn’t this mean? Isn’t it mean to make fun of her? Shouldn’t I be the better person and not do what she did to me? Um… no. Sometimes there’s karma.. and sometimes their justice. Today I am in the mood for street justice. She’s lucky on that next weekday I was going to court to face a judge on my assault charges from the time I smacked Green and didn’t want to get arrested for dropping her with a left hook to her weak chinned face!!

So back to the game!!!

The Turd

Camel Faced Whore/Camel Faced Troll*

Troll

Skanky Midget Troll

Maria-I forgot my bra and my dignity-The-Whore

HPV Walking

*she’s like 5′ nothing tall so I like to pick on her shortness – feel free to use that as a theme!*
*I’m sorry for insulting animals like camels

Let’s play… Please leave a name for Maria-the-Whore in the comment section! Be creative! Be vulgar! I need a laugh… and let’s face it…the whores deserve it!

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22 Responses to “It’s time to play… Name that Whore!”

  1. Renee May 18, 2015 at 4:01 pm #

    It’s shear daily torment when someone you love cheats. Even though mine left me for the skank almost 2 years ago and has now moved her into his brand new house with my Son, I still sometimes suffer… Mostly in silence. Im in a relationship with a loving man that I trust completely … He does everything perfect but the damaged hear left behind still beats in agony when I see “them” together at an event for my Son or randomly like yesterday when I saw them together shopping at Samsclub. It doesn’t matter that he made me so unhappy any tortured me during the drawn out divorce process by going back and forth between me and her. She stole something that was mine. They took my self respect, my dignity, my security and left tiny holes in my soul that may never be filled in again. I understand your pain.., all too well. In a sense thankful mine left me. I canny imagine having to look at his face on a daily basis. I’m praying for you girlfriend.

    • Renee May 18, 2015 at 4:03 pm #

      Oops.. Sorry for the typos… My stupid phone!

      • Flaca May 18, 2015 at 4:34 pm #

        thank Renee.

        I think the same things sometimes… perhaps we should just divorce. i asked him today. Today he said no. So sometimes I just play these games to keep myself from sticking a fork in his eye!

        But good for you to move on and find someone who loves you! I’m sorry that you have to live with being connected to your Ex via your son. My husband, Green, moving in with his whore & her as my kids pseudo stepmother would drive me insane. You lady, are a better person than I will ever be! I’ll pray to one day have your grace & dignity!

  2. Bee May 18, 2015 at 4:39 pm #

    No picking on short ppl! I’m barely 5′!

    • Flaca May 18, 2015 at 4:48 pm #

      Bwahahaha!

      Sorry Bee!

      First I dissed red-heads and now short people.

      Duly noted. I will revise the post!

      • Bee May 18, 2015 at 4:50 pm #

        Lol. Well, I’m more a strawberry blond at the moment, so you’re good 😉

  3. tryinghard May 18, 2015 at 5:07 pm #

    Whorey McMuffin Top. Patty McSadsack. The Cockroach. Is that enough? I could go on

    • Flaca May 18, 2015 at 8:05 pm #

      Bwahahahaha

      These are Brilliant!

      Whorey McMuffin Top!

      I just sat down to dinner with Green and I nearly spit up my Chardonnay! He wanted to know what was so funny!

      THANK YOU!

  4. horsesrcumin May 19, 2015 at 3:30 am #

    That is a very small, very plain, very desperate cum dumpster. (‘Mine’ is very tall, but very plain, and very desperate, but equally abhorrent repository.)

    • Flaca May 29, 2015 at 4:47 pm #

      They come in all sizes don’t they?!

  5. Iris May 19, 2015 at 3:59 am #

    Flaca, We used to have a male dog living next door and a little white terrier used to visit him when she was on heat and wedge herself against the gate. She looked so miserable. This is exactly what this unfortunate (and dreadful) woman looks like. I honestly think behaving in this way drives people mad.

    • Flaca May 29, 2015 at 4:43 pm #

      Spot.On.

      Great comment! You are right. It is madness.

      You know, I have never understood it myself. You’re analogy of the dog in heat is scarily appropriate. Only I feel sorry for the dog and I have no sympathy for Maria-the-whore. (Or my husband!)

  6. Ponderthinker May 19, 2015 at 7:49 am #

    1) saggy streetwalker
    2) cheap-o
    3) classless legal ass-istant

    How do the above mentioned 3 sound?

    • Flaca May 29, 2015 at 5:26 pm #

      hysterical! thanks for the laugh!

  7. patti May 19, 2015 at 2:10 pm #

    Skank-a-saurus-rex
    pot belly whore
    gutter ball tramp

    • Flaca May 29, 2015 at 4:48 pm #

      Pot belly whore! Hah!

  8. shawnthewife May 26, 2015 at 7:33 am #

    The only thing she needs to be called is “HISTORY”!
    Hope you are feeling well, my friend. Hugs!

    • Flaca May 29, 2015 at 4:44 pm #

      Yes!

      I am doing ok. Somedays better than others. Mostly better!

  9. Laura S (I Can Do It) May 29, 2015 at 1:41 pm #

    I am glad I never had to meet my ex-husbands girlfriends, but was for awhile there expecting someone to show up and introduce a brother or sister to my kids, maybe looking for $. Funny how everything seems to think the situation they went thru was hard, but looking at someone elses is even harder.
    So I am going to name her – psychopath – not super mean, but apparently true by definition.

    • tryinghard May 29, 2015 at 3:21 pm #

      Sad sack the Psychopath! Has a nice ring to it

    • Flaca June 7, 2015 at 11:31 pm #

      Yes sad sack sychopaths, yes, every one of them!

  10. madangelflowermama August 13, 2015 at 12:12 pm #

    Hi! I am unfortunately new to your blog. I recently found out about my husband’s affair from SEVEN YEARS AGO. How, after all these years, you might wonder…well, because I LOST A BABY!! In my quest for answers, I found out they left me with a DISEASE that KILLED my child!!! Can I post her pic here to publicly shame her?

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