This.Video.Is.The.BEST.Video.EVER.

Somehow in my insomnia video watching… I stumbled across this song. OMG.

While I do like country music, this song, I found to be campy but interesting as one who’s been betrayed.  Country singers Reba McEntire and Linda Davis sing opposite sides of the fucked up infidelity love triangle… wife vs. mistress. Who does he love? Does he love you? One has his days but the other his nights.  So the subject? Compelling.. yes, but the VIDEO?! OMG please please please watch it.  (Reba McEntire’s hats are reason enough…seriously…)

IF YOU WATCH IT YOU MUST WATCH IT UNTIL THE VERY END!

Honestly, I could not stop laughing. Seriously, I think I may be on the brink of a nervous breakdown because it’s 2 am and I can’t sleep. So I am trolling YouTube to avoid sleeping next to my husband!   Now after watching this video I had to share this with you. I am not ashamed to admit that this was a fantasy I harbored for the longest time!

I could not stop laughing for 5 minutes!  5 minutes of uncontrolled cackling!!! Tears rolling down my face laughing.  I think I am cracking up. I guess between the stress of the baby, finding/working my way back to loving Green, and the high stress job I have to return to in 4 weeks??? I don’t know. Who cares… this video gave me the laugh I needed.

So please…for the love of Sweet Baby Jesus… watch the video… watch it until the VERY END.

And now dear friends… with that laugh, I’m off to sleep.

My New Love

Again apologies for being missing from the blog. I actually have a good reason!

My baby boy has arrived!

Dear Readers, I am happy to share that over a month ago my son, Green III, was born. Yep – my dumbass named him after his father (I’m a sucker for tradition… and roman numerals apparently.)

In the spirit of good humor and love, let’s instead call my darling boy, ‘Dash’ so that his blog name coordinates with those of his beautiful big sisters, Ditto and Dot.

Resolutions for 2014

For the past two years I have dreaded New Years Eve.

On New Years Eve 2011 my husband ditched me to spend the day with his whore.

He stupidly thought I didn’t know he was with her. He thought I really believed he was getting his car fixed and seeing his friends at sports-bar ALL DAY LONG.  I knew he was fornicating in a cheap motel with her.

He called me at 9 pm on his way back home and coldly said, “I’m on my way. Get ready.”

I was so filled with rage and as such, my response was not good.  I was angry. I was hurt and humiliated.  I was scared.

I screamed back. “Fuck off. Don’t bother. Go back to your whore.”

Green laughed. “I wasn’t with anyone. YOU. ARE. CRAZY.”