Over the weekend Green admitted that one of the reasons he broke things off with Maria-the-whore was because she was cheating on him and seeing other men. Can you imagine my surprise?! Green said that while he didn’t like that she was irresponsible, negative and demeaning to others, selfish and just plain bat-shit crazy he really did have some very big issues with her being a whore. Unfaithful to him. Hah! I burst out laughing and called him a hypocrite, he got kind of upset (I could tell) but he stayed quiet.
Until I said… “Good! I’m glad!”
He said, “You’re glad that she cheated on me?”
YES.HE.DID. (God sometimes he’s an IDIOT!)
I made sure to control myself… (thank you anger management classes!) and icily replied, “Of course I’m glad! I am very glad that she cheated on you. I told you she would. She is a whore. Did you really think a woman who has an affair with a married man would be a faithful girlfriend? You can’t make a whore into a wife! She’s a pyscho with no self esteem! Of course she jumps into bed with just about anyone. That IS what whores do.”
Green to his credit just shut up and finished up his tofu hot pot.
Silly for me to be happy about his unhappiness or dare I say it, his pain? Well I don’t give a flying F. Immature? Maybe? Cruel? Maybe a smidge but it is nothing compared to how cruelly I was treated by him and his whore.
God, I do love Green but sometimes he does need a good kick in the pants to SEE through that damn FOG.
And so this isn’t a post about forgiveness or about moving on… It’s not about me being a better person. I just thought it was hysterical and it is something that I have been waiting a very long time to hear.
Happy Monday friends!