So I am on maternity leave and now that lil’ Dash is a little older (2 months now!) I have a little time to do more… like clean out my old emails. Look what I came across?
It’s foto of Maria-the-whore when she showed up at my house in June 2012 to ‘find’ my husband and to ‘get him back’ from me because apparently she was “pregnant!”
Stupid cow uses the oldest most pathetic trick in the whore book to keep a man from breaking up from her?!?! LAME!
When I snapped this on my phone Green was calling the Sheriff to have her removed from the property for transpassing. She didn’t like that. She kept saying over and over again, “Babe I need to talk to you…. But babe… I just need to talk to you…”
Somehow in my insomnia video watching… I stumbled across this song. OMG.
While I do like country music, this song, I found to be campy but interesting as one who’s been betrayed. Country singers Reba McEntire and Linda Davis sing opposite sides of the fucked up infidelity love triangle… wife vs. mistress. Who does he love? Does he love you? One has his days but the other his nights. So the subject? Compelling.. yes, but the VIDEO?! OMG please please please watch it. (Reba McEntire’s hats are reason enough…seriously…)
IF YOU WATCH IT YOU MUST WATCH IT UNTIL THE VERY END!
Honestly, I could not stop laughing. Seriously, I think I may be on the brink of a nervous breakdown because it’s 2 am and I can’t sleep. So I am trolling YouTube to avoid sleeping next to my husband! Now after watching this video I had to share this with you. I am not ashamed to admit that this was a fantasy I harbored for the longest time!
I could not stop laughing for 5 minutes! 5 minutes of uncontrolled cackling!!! Tears rolling down my face laughing. I think I am cracking up. I guess between the stress of the baby, finding/working my way back to loving Green, and the high stress job I have to return to in 4 weeks??? I don’t know. Who cares… this video gave me the laugh I needed.
So please…for the love of Sweet Baby Jesus… watch the video… watch it until the VERY END.
And now dear friends… with that laugh, I’m off to sleep.
Again apologies for being missing from the blog. I actually have a good reason!
My baby boy has arrived!
Dear Readers, I am happy to share that over a month ago my son, Green III, was born. Yep – my dumbass named him after his father (I’m a sucker for tradition… and roman numerals apparently.)
In the spirit of good humor and love, let’s instead call my darling boy, ‘Dash’ so that his blog name coordinates with those of his beautiful big sisters, Ditto and Dot.