Today’s G-chat between Green and me.
Green – “I fucking hate Dave. He is so annoying!”
(Dave is Green’s new co-worker. A colleague not an assistant but someone who offices with as he did with Maria-the-Whore.)
Flaca – “I kind of like him. Dave sounds annoyingly fun.”
Green – “Why???? He’s an idiot savant, I think. He doesn’t edit himself, he’s aggressive and he eats like a pig. “
Flaca – “Why don’t you tell him that? I bet he doesn’t care,”
I paused because I knew my next comment was going to be rude but oh so funny to me…So I let it go, I say,
“I think karma put Dave in your life as revenge for fucking your coworker! Try fucking Dave!”
His response take a few minutes…
Green, “I guess I am due for some punishment.”
Two years ago today Green went out with “friends” after me the cool wife said “Sure, have fun. Be safe!!” He then failed to come home, rented a cheap dirty ass motel room and fucked Maria the whore. He came home with a hickey.
FUCK HIM. I don’t care if he get’s mad. Or hurt.
Tomorrow we’re running a 5k with the kids, one of those silly theme Bubble Runs. It should be fun. When I booked it I did it to distract myself from this weeks triggers. Ugh. Maybe I’ll be nice to him tomorrow at the run. I can be a smart ass sometimes, right???